who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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