This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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