All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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