If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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