It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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