Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
how drunk are you?
Several
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
