My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
