everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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