i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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