You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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