so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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