i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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