He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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