Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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