should my penis look like a turkey
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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