i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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