Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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