I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
