No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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