Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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