Why are handjobs necessary in class?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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