Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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