If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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