we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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