ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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