how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Found your dick twin last night
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize