they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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