Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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