turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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