Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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