I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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