i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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