Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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