just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
