Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
so let's talk penis.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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