the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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