i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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