"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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