If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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