Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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