Its about making memories worth repressing
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
