D3 body, D1 cock
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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