what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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