She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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