So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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