there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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