Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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