apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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