So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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