let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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