I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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