my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
