Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
