i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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