After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It's just like the Real World with babies
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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